Mummy Surprise

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.

After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.

Mummy Dick

The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.

I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.

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Mummy Dust

Mummy Dust – a slang term referring to components, ingredients, or accessories that manufacturers add to their products to enhance them, but which have no useful, or scientific basis for inclusion.

Vitamins added to shampoo are just mummy dust.

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Mummy Rock

The music of Marylin Manson.

I dig that Mummy Rock. Mummy Rock? Yeah, you know Marylin Manson.

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Dirty Mummy

When you have anal sex with a partner and upon withdrawl, either you have poop dick or they shit the sheets. You then wrap the shitter in the dirty sheets and toss them outside or you wipe your dirty dick in the sheets then wrap the shitter in the sheets.

Don't have sex with Ken. I heard Jimmy fucked him and then had to give him a Dirty Mummy afterwards cuz Ken shit the bed.

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crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

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Honey Mummy

An older woman who provides for younger boys/men. Similar to a Sugar Mummy, but sweeter.

Guy A: What is your milf paying for that tonite?
Guy B: Yea BRo, thats my Honey Mummy. After, we gonna go home and imma hit that throne.

Guy 1: Whoa damn! You got all this from that milf?
Guy 2: Yea Bro! thats my Honey Mummy, in return, my bee hits that hive.

A: Whoa damn! that milf is damn fine!
B: Yea Bro, I two-stone-one-bird that, thats my Honey Mummy.

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