muscle car

its a bunch of old cars owned by hicks / hillbillies / cowboys and trailer trash people ....
the car gots all sort of power, and are gas guzzlers , but they lack in technology and efficency. they are good in going in straight roads , but are shit on cornering and taking turns
a muscle car is basically any 2 doored / big engine car whihc is made in noth america .....
i would say they are complete pile of shit and they have no chance against the japanese skylines or european mclaren on a track

ford , gmc , chevy , oldsmobile , buick , caddilac , muscle car

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muscle car

Unreliable, inferior, bad handling, gas wasting chunks of metal. People who own these cars are usually guys who hate imports, are going through their midlife crises, or are trying to make up for the microscopic size of their dicks. Yet they dont realize that Muscle cars are a dying breed. Get with technology.

"Check out that muscle car, Whoa, the driver has a full head of hair and isnt fat! thats very rare, let me get my camera!"

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muscle car

a piece of shit car, that all it does is waste gas....and look like shit

Mustang, Camaro, all that American Crap

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muscle car

A super gay car that is slow as shit and couldn't beat an import to save its life.

Faggot rednecks like to own a muscle car.

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muscle cars

an old ass american made in efficent V8 typically owned by red neck, spoiled white boys who get "daddy" to buy it for them there always weigh a fucking ton,loud and slow as death and has the resale value of a fucking scooter that uses a ton of gas and breaks down every five feet. and then they seem suprised when a car with 4 cylinders whips there ass and even with the mods cost less then there "muscle car"

hey i just spend 15000 on a car that cost five and i can beat ur 30000 dollar corevette

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Muscle Cars

Cars with sucky engines that have a bad sound. Acura Integras have a higher redline than that of any muscle car. Muscle cars suck.

Did you see that Integra beat that Camaro. The Camaro had evey upgrade, but the Integra had twin turbos.

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Muscle Car Junkie

A person who is a extreme Muscle car lover, and the type that doesn't like anything that is foreign, aka a nationalist. Primary reason for their muscle car love is the "America, FUCK YEA" attitude. Uses derogatory words to describe anything from Japan or Europe. Thinks that engine power is the only aspect of a performance car. Can be seen doing burnouts in a beat up automatic 94 mustang, which later gets smoked by a Subaru Impreza wagon with half the displacement and cylinders. Doesn't get the point of "handling". Thinks that all import cars are Honda Civics. Not to be confused with a car enthusiast.

Subaru Wagon driver: "Hey is that the 5.0?"

Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"

*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*

Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"

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