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an asshole who bought twitter to make it so you need to pay 8 dollars to get verified
some random guy: dude have you heard of what elon musk did to twitter?
another random guy: i fucking hate him
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Who is Elon Musk?
He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.
But like...
With a lot of money.
That’s Elon Musk.
“Have you heard of Elon Musk?”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”
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Some asshole man-child who happens to be the richest man in the world. Recently bought Twitter to promote transphobia, and is currently trying to be a real life Tony Stark. It just so happens that he is failing miserably at being a real life Tony Stark.
Ugh, did you hear that whole brain thing Elon Musk did with monkeys?
Yeah, I think most of them died. And I heard he's moving onto humans next.
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The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.
Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.
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A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.
Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”
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to be scammed by a green energy grifter
a website about how a green energy grifter is scamming the world (gotmusked.com)
Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.
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