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V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.
I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.
The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.
Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.
The act of sex on a woman who is menstruating. While her tampon is still inserted, the man proceeds with intercourse in the "doggy style" position. After ejaculation, the tampon will be packed tightly and when the woman expels air out of her vagina, the tampon will turn into a bloody projectile.
My roommate walked in during a bloody musket, we narrowly missed his face while aiming for the cans.
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A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip on the light and your pud is covered in blood - you've been given a "Rusty Musket"
Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".
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to put ones bare posterior directly above a sleeping person's nose and proceed to release wet flatulence upon them.
That bitch Tom gave me a wet willy in class...thought he was so funny...so I snuck into his room and gave him a fuzzy musket! It even splattered a little!
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when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust
I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!
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Drawn from a group of English soliders calling themselves the Three Musketeers, whose motto was "All for one and one for all".
1. If caught engaging in questionable/illegal activities in a group, one person takes all the blame (one for all), and the others who were involved do their best to help him out with whatever consequences he may recieve (all for one).
2. The understanding that if everyone in a group of people breaking the law/doing things they're not supposed to gets caught, they will all claim to be the sole person responsable. (Each one person for all) This way, either none are punished because of the confusion, or all are punished equally. (All for one)
Hey, if we get caught smokin' this ganja, who's gonna be three musketeering?
Okay, if something goes wrong, we're three musketeering it. Everyone says it was all them.
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