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The bits of poo that hang from your bum hairs after you go to the toilet. They don't fall so they mustang (must hang)..
I just went to the toilet but I did not wipe properly so now I have mustang.
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The most fucking awesome car in the world and don't any of you forget it.
Sex on wheels
"Why go foreign when you can buy a ford MUSTANG?"
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An incredibly slow car masquerading as a sports car.
My Grand Am GT eats mustangs on a daily basis.
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Verb. To procrastinate or put off work (ideally paperwork), until you have a gun pointed at your head, often in the hand of a blonde underling.
1) I have been mustanging on that essay.
2) Man, he is such a mustang!
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A car, that no matter how much it tries, will never keep up with an equal Camaro. Go ahead and talk about your Cobras, forced induction doesn't make an equal race...put a supercharger on a Camaro and the Mustang gets it handed to him again...
Notice how after the Camaro came around, it was always leading the way in body redesigns. The Mustang always changed their body style one year after the Camaro. It just goes to show that the Mustang is a FOLLOWER, NOT A LEADER!!!
Damn, I thought my Mustang was fast, I kicked the shit out of those Hondas, but that Camaro just SMOKED me!
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Made by FORD
F - Found
O - On
R - Road
D - Dead
Every car made by ford is a death trap!! examples.. Ford Aerostar (you know... the ugly square van) ignition switch will some how spark and catch on fire!
Ford Explore - tires some how blow and the car flips over!! hmm.... Ford tried to blame Firestone for this when the put passenger tires on a SUV!!
Ford Focus - Pretty much everything is wrong with this thing!! i know a Ford mechanic and he hates working on this piece of shiet!
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