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The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.
What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!
When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.
a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard
"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"
The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.
I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.
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Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.
Oh man the bung mustard is really bad. I may have food poisoning. My ass is on fire!!!
Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.
Hey Jeff got some pretzels!
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.