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code used by self conscious men in reference to the fact that they can't keep an erection
"Dude, I miss my dog..." Francis
"Man that sucks..."Francis's only friend
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A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.
Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...
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Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.
Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".
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The stupidest beast who was ever annoying
My stupid dog. He is sooooo stupeeeh
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An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"
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