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The Mythical Mr. Boo

A man so elusive, so mysterious, that nobody's 100 percent sure he even exists. And although there are sceptics out there, they can't prove that he doesn't exist. One thing's for sure, he has a reputation of a mystic, urban guru.

The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.

The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.

The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.

The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.

by Jarod Kintz June 2, 2007

183๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mythical Mr. Boo

A man so elusive and mysterious that sightings are rare and those who encounter should feel privileged. Mr. Boo has been known to have a life changing influence on those he meets.

The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.*

*Examples in C/O Jarod Kintz

by Kyle O'Neill November 7, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Good Mythical Morning

A comedy duo made up of Rhett McLaughlin and Charles "Link" Neal. They post videos from Monday-Friday. The videos are usually about silly or weird things.(Like, "Will it Donut?")
Both men have wives and children I unfortunetly do not know the names of.

Person 1: Hey! Who are you watching?
Person 2: Oh, you know, just some Good Mythical Morning.

by Pew_jack_iplier71802 January 29, 2015

125๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


good mythical morning

A show sponsored by 2 hilarious, hysterical people. Rhett, and Link. Talk about random stuff like Tacos Vs. Burritos and other good stuff.

Link: Look how neat this burrito is! It doesn't even fall out in an earthqu- *half the burrito falls...*
Rhett: Stares.
People watching: Dying of laughter.. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Good mythical morning is so cool!

by GMMRocks! November 24, 2014

223๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Mythical Faggot Beast

A beast that roams the land of faggotry, preying on the innocent and raiding the countryside. However, due to urbanisation, The Mythical Faggot Beast immigrated to Earth and can be found in many common places such as High Schools, McDonalds and Shopping Malls.

It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.

Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the act of BURNiNATING)

John: Who put whiteout on the back of my locker?
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.

Andrew: Which jackass stole my Big Mac while I was in the bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.

by InfiniteFreedom May 2, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mythical steve

Is a man no one knows! he comes in and leaves a microwave and disappears with his chunky fat friend who is a complete knob, you could refer to him as flubber!he has a lady friend, with whom he resides. he has no definable personality as we don't actually know who he is!

dude, i saw mythical steve today, or did i? i don't actually know what he looks like!

by an individual in society! December 12, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Good Mythical Morning

A family-friendly web show that launches Monday through Friday on YouTube. The show is hosted by two middle-aged men; Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal.

When the show premiered in January 2012, it was a low-budget show with a relatively small fandom and a one-man-crew (not counting the two men themselves). The episodes were roughly outlined, and nothing was scripted. In the episodes they would have conversations between them about a subject they found interesting. They tended to tell funny, personal stories as well.

As seasons passed, the fandom grew, the crew grew, the budget grew, and the overall quality grew.

Now, the episodes are strictly outlined and somewhat scripted, the personal stories are getting extremely rare. They cover a wide spectrum of episode types. You will normally see experiments, original challenges, taste tests, interesting facts/things and various funny segments.

It is unavoidable to notice that GMM (short for Good Mythical Morning) is getting more and more de-personalized. At the same time as the format brings many new views and subscribers to their channel, many of the long-term fans are unhappy to see this change, they miss the personal stories and the natural, relaxed interaction between the two life-long friends.

The GIF below is from an old episode of GMM. Link (the blackhaired) has another haircut to this day.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool facts about fire-ants? I need it for my presentation...
Person 2: No, but if you go to YouTube, I'm pretty sure Good Mythical Morning has an episode on it!
Person 1: Okay, thanks. I'll check it out.

by SaraTheMythicalBeast August 14, 2016

36๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž