Narf Bag

An extremely lame, and unattractive individual, lacking even the most basic social skills, completely repulsive to the opposite sex.

"Would you ever date him?"
"No way in hell, he's a total Narf Bag!"

NARF

A word that has no meaning
deragatory term for an idiot
an exclamaition of joy
an lame excuse for a curse word
also Nerd Ass Rear Fucker!

johnny: Alice wanna go out some time?
Alice: Ewww Your such a narf!
Or
Seara:Kelsey, wanna go to the mall
Kelsey: o shit my narf of a little bro stole my money!
Both: NARF!!!!!!!

Bo-Narf

To strike someone's reflex area of the Elbow with a quick backhanded whipping motion.

"Ouch you bo-narfed me you freak!"

NARF

nigger ass reefer fuck

that nigga ova there hitting the joint is a NARF

Narf Narf Kitty Kat

An extremely excellent homemade instrument made for smoking the ganja

Dude, that bong was hella Narf Narf Kitty Kat.

Narf Up

The act of failing.

Can be used: Narfed

Susan: "I got 6% on that test"
Bob: "Wow, what a narf up!"

Francis: "I got hit in the face with a hammer!"
Leonard: "Your face is totally narfed up."

narf juice

The thick multi-colored toilet backsplash from explosive diarrhea.

I ate way too many greasy chili fries and ran to the bathroom to drop my drawers, and while descending to the porcelain, I exploded out my ass and the narf juice saturated my anus and taint.