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Some Youtuber , who thinks he's everything and has a thing for Racheland Hannah at the same time, but he won't get either cause he takes it up the shitter
Narwhal Dave
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The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.
Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!
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A Dutch Narwhal is when you swim with a shit hanging out your ass
Tom:Swimming Was Horrible
Matt:Why?
Tom:I Had A Dutch Narwhal
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“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.
Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.
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Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.
Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz
a Narwhal with wings that KA_Cookie rides, and the horn on the Narwhal shoots out cookies full of poison at it's enemies
hey you see that KA_Cookie guy, he rides the Winged-Narwhal
An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.
Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.
Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.
Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
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