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Neckbeard Hitler

1. Male feminist, typically one who is disconnected from all semblances of a social life. Has not encountered woman since he dropped in year 8 to be a professional COD gamer and anime critic.

2. The stage name of an up and coming rap artist, who is set to debut late 2019 with his album, Genocide the Furries.

Person: My brother is such a weeb. He thinks that all men who aren't nice guys should be gassed and that he should be able to legally marry his waifu.

Person 2: Really? What a neckbeard Hitler.

by avinabeer December 12, 2018

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neckbeard

When a man grows a full beard, but still shaves his neck. A fat man will often do this in an effort to make his face "slimmer".

Maybe he is trying to start a new trend called the neckbeard?

by heffe1981 December 15, 2015

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Darwinian Neckbeard

A neckbeard variant who uses biology and evolution as an excuse to make bold, creepy, and objective comments about men and women to justify their personal sexual desire and deviancy, while also justifying their hypocrisy towards women they don’t see fit to β€œmate with”

Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.

Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard

by CloudyDays August 24, 2021

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Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.

If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.

by Poopqueef February 17, 2010

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neckbeard bait

licensing and publishing software in such a way that it will attract Free Software Foundation types, who will make your life difficult. A good example of this is included GPL code in a repository that hosts mainly non-GPL code

You'll never get your extension into PECL if it's GPLedβ€”too much neckbeard bait.

by s s s s December 9, 2010

5πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Jaunty neckbeard January

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.

Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"

by gangly razor December 1, 2011

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


neckbeard feminism

The stupid misconceived idea of feminism that neckbeards have. It's based on a combination of petulant neckbeard imagination and crazy fringe stuff found in the most obscure corners of tumblr and twitter written by angry femcels who are pretty much female neckbeards and don't represent what feminism actually is. The kind of stuff that no one would see unless they are a basement dweller who spends way too much time on the internet and lacks the real-life experience to see that it's so crazy most people wouldn't even think of it.

In a nutshell, it's the idea that feminism is about female supremacy, is pro-misandry, doesn't concern itself with issues affecting men, tells women they have to be promiscuous (rather than saying they shouldn't be shamed for doing it if they want to), is anti-family, and is ultimately to blame for the existence of incels.

According to neckbeards, the sane, commonly-understood version of feminism is just a lie to further a female supremacist movement.

Neckbeard: Feminists are all about female supremacy! They don't care about issues affecting men!

Sane person: That's neckbeard feminism. Feminists care about male issues, you just cry about how they hate men when they point out ways men mistreat one another because of harmful ideas of masculinity.

by Sleeping Willow March 20, 2022

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