hello neighbor

While your girl is at the window, you take her from behind as she waves at passing neighbors or neighbors outside their house unaware that you're fucking her. Fucking your girl doggy style while she waves and converses out the window with neighbors.

Bob had no idea that I was doing the hello neighbor when he waved to Marianne in the window.

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Cube Neighbor

N. The person who sits in the cubicle next to you, typically sharing a wall. Pronunciation: (kyu-bah) (nay-bur)

Bradford and Landall are more than colleagues....they are cube neighbors! They often like to throw items at each other over their cube wall.

shitty neighbors

They bring down the entire neighborhood with their presence. They harass, intimidate, and threaten those who were here before them. They sell drugs, lie, vandalize, and steal all while raising disrespectful little, shit kids.

The female is usually fat, with glasses, and a new hair color every other week, coated in grease.

The male is usually scrawny, bug-eyed, belligerent and assholish while slanging sandwiches at Subway, or stocking canned goods at a Walmart.

Isn't that Michael Damien, and Chrystal Marie over there?

Nah. Those are just my shitty neighbors.

Textdoor Neighbor

A synonym of Number Neighbors.

Alex: Hey Dude, I just found my textdoor neighbor! My phone number is 301-332-2688, and my neighbor’s number is 301-332-2689.

plane neighbor

The person you are assigned to sit next to on an airplane.

My plane neighbor, on my flight to Dublin, was weird as hell. They clapped when the plane landed. I hope I have a more normal plane neighbor on my flight back.

Noisy neighbor

When a male, staying in a hotel room with joined doors, opens his end and begins to masturbate so close to the other door that his hand bumps it with every stroke. When the curious occupant in the next room opens their door, the masturbating male ejaculates on the foot of the neighbor.

When I was on business in Tucson, I got banned from the hotel for pulling a noisy neighbor on the old lady in the next room.

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nosy neighbor

When your taking a piss in a urinal and there are plenty of urinals to either side of you and someone walks in and starts pissing in the urinal right next to you and making you feel really uncomfortable, they are being a nosy neighbor. They can also make it even worse by making small talk with you, or even go so far as taking a peek at your junk.

Keith: So, the other day, I was pissing in an empty bathroom and in walks Mr. McClain and he pulls a nosy neighbor on me!

Beauford: Oh that sucks man.

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