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Brayden Neptune is a sweet boy who loves football and is a big gamer and he will do anything to win his game. He will do anything for his family and friends and he has some downsides but is a good person.
A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye
"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"
A place where you get the best drugs possible, Get mugged 3 times a day, and have the worst schools ever
Kid: Hey are you from Neptune Township
Gangster: Hell yeah
Kid: Pass the weed.....
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When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .
Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting
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An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...
Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!
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Used when you remember what planet is after Uranus
Saturn...Uranus...Oh Neptune!
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Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula
Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.
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