Neptune's kiss

A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye

"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"

nuke neptune

1. An underground porn-star credited with having the best "technique".

2. A name you tell someone if you don't want them knowing your real name.

3. The physical act of launching nuclear weapons at the planet, Neptune.

1. "Nuke Neptune fucked me so good I came 10 times in the first minute."

2. "I'm Nuke Neptune, bitch!"

3. "Y'all watch this! We goin Nuke Neptune! Yeeeehaw!"

Neptune Township

A place where you get the best drugs possible, Get mugged 3 times a day, and have the worst schools ever

Kid: Hey are you from Neptune Township
Gangster: Hell yeah

Kid: Pass the weed.....

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kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .

Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting

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Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...

Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!

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Oh neptune

Used when you remember what planet is after Uranus

Saturn...Uranus...Oh Neptune!

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Neptune’s Poseidon Powder

Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.

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