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The Worst State in the freakin Union. Crappy things come out of it like Snooky, the entire shoreline, and horrible sports teams.
A comparative noun used to describe how bad somebody hates something
1. Dude, why are we going to New Jersey, everyone knows any other eastern coastal states is better than New Jersey.
2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey
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The state containing the number one town to live in in the USA. (Moorestown, New Jersey)
The state that is stereotyped to be full of Italian mobs. And South Jersey is actually a much nicer place to live than the North.
NJ accents are just like those of all the TV commercials. So whenever Southerners say, "Ya'll have an accent!" they're actually wrong because People from NJ talk just the same as all the famous people on TV and in movies.
Person One: I'm from New Jersey!
Person Two: Ew.
Person One: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun.
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The best state in the nation. A place where the people are real and lively. I live out here temporarily in fucking Minnesota, where I met people from all over the country, and let me tell you, they are some of the dumbest, coldest, boring, assholes you could ever meet. Not nearly as arrogant as most New Yorkers or stupid as Philadelphians, but dumb none the less. NJ is a place with a beach that bennies and shoobies occupy every year, yet they know how to make fun of our state. If it was so bad, then let those Philly people play with the liberty bell and pick corn with the Amish, and those New Yorkers help mug the muggers. NJ is the only place you can go out, and meet women who are actually beautiful and not simple. So I say fuck the rest and lets enjoy our Jersey! TR in the house Baby!
Women may not be easy in NJ but when you get them, its sweeter! Her in Minnesota, women are easy, and all have babies by 17. No fun!
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New Jersey is practically the best state to live in on earth. I lived there from the time i was born, to when i was 16 years, 5 months, 15 days, 15 hours, and 20 minutes, yes i have that figured out to the exact moment. I love new jersey! I miss it now that i moved to NC. What most people don't know is that Jersey doesn't *smell* like everyone thinks. Sure there are some place where it smells like a sewer, but there are also places that make it smell the best on earth.
In Jersey you can go anywhere within 20 minutes of driving, and get anything you want. food? Chinese, Mandarin, Asian, Italian, Germany, Thai, Irish, you name it, we've got it. It's also the only place other than NYC where you can get a decent pizza. Anyone who lives elsewhere known nothing of what good pizza is. They don't understand how to make it. you need the proper equipment (proper equipment: an italian mafia family)
We are home to a GREATY Ivy league University (Princeton). We have many great other schools around. In the North for Example, Farleigh Dickenson, and Rutgers. Plus we are within a 30 minute drive into the most fantastic place you'll ever know, NYC.
Property value is high in New Jersey, if you own a large piece of land, sell it now. Because there are NO large pieces left. You can get to 3 different malls within 20 miles of your home.
No one from Jersey call it "Joisey", unless we are making fun of the people who do. Turnpike jokes arent' funny, quit asking. No, no one in NJ has ever pumped their own gas, its illegal. We have a great lottery.
New Jersey is the best place on earth, if you disagree i will smack you! *smacks*
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Best definition I've ever heard for Jersey, taken from the movie Eddie and the Cruisers II, Eddie Lives!:
Diane: You really enjoy this life, don’t you? Always travelling?
Eddie: Still miss Jersey.
Diane: (scoffs) And what’s so special about Jersey?
Eddie: Baby, there’s nowhere else in the world like the Garden State. You got miles of swamps and mountains of dumps, different-coloured rivers, automobile graveyards, breweries, factories, ballparks, all mixed up together. It’s the best place to live.
Diane: Uh-huh. Then why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way?
Eddie: Ooh.
New Jersey--nothing else is quite the same.
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A plague sent from the North to ruin everyone's college experiences. Also a state near New York.
wow, college used to be fun...until kids from new jersey showed up.
How come bars only play techno music and you can no longer wear sneakers or hats with tilted brims?
Oh, because all these jersey kids just showed up and starting taking jager bombs and drinking coors light.
Why did girls start hiding in their dorm rooms?
Bc all these kids from new jersey keep trying to start fights over them to prove their manliness.
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the home of the most annoying human beings on the planet. not to mention the worst drivers. and anyone that says they don't live up to the stereotypes and get all bent out of shape about it when someone complains about them, are those assholes in denial.
i've been to new jersey. what a bunch of ignorant jerks.
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