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A nice young woman who is very in touch with the African American population.
Damn...Jill Newman is very in touch with the African American Population. Did you see that Robert Glasper show?
Based on the sitcom "Seinfeld" after Newman, who is Jerrys friend rivalry. It is when you put your fecal matter into a mailbox as joke, making it a dirty Newman
"man, I need to get Troy back for what he did to me last week"
"Oh dude you should just slip him a dirty Newman"
another word for dyke. an absolute fuckin lesbo. she'll stick her tongue so far up that vaj theres no coming back. she is walking, talking lesbian sex.
christian is such an amelia newman. his pussy's STANK
After banging a girl doggy and spilling your wad in her hair you pull out some croutons and throw them into her hair like a salad. The croutons stick to the jizz dressing and hair
After that bitch ordered the most expensive thing on the menu at dinner i took her home and gave her the Paul newman.
Kaison Newman is a normal person except one thing, he’s dating the most beautiful girl in the world!
Your so pretty I feel like Kaison Newman!
The Newman Effect, is when a mate says he’s done nothing wrong, but we all know, he’s obviously done something wrong.
Common with white Boys named Kyle.
Mate: bro, I don’t know why she’s pissed?
You: well what did you do?
Mate: Nothing!
You: Ah, The Newman effect.
Mate: what?
You: Nvm.
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(noun) the scientific name for the Dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature
(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)
**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**
Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.
**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**
Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)
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