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1) A place on the moon where there is a swirly crevasse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. This particular crevasse is the future home of an American colony.
2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.
1) When I retire, I plan on settling down in Newt's Gingrich. I hear the liberals don't bother you so much on the putting green up there.
2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.
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In the boys/mens locker room. The process of coming up behind someone in the shower and rubbing soap in their eyes like buda making them bend over in pain. Then proceeding to violate them anally.
You better watch your back in the showers. You dont want to get a Buda Newt
The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.
Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!
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a rightious man. Cool person to hang around, knows how to have a good time. The strong silent type - quiet exterior. Very huggable, cute/nice.
nice to cuddle with-spoon?
smart/funny when u get to know him. Great person to get to know, and to talk to. listens well.
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A drink made and consumed in some kinky S&M circles. It's simply a White Russian mixed with semen instead of cream. Named for Rep. Gingrich's penchant for having oral sex with young campaign interns so he could later claim he "didn't have sex" with them.
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Fresh Semen, human or animal
Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into chilled glass.
There weren't enough dudes at the club last night to mix a decent Newt Gingrich, so we found a cooperative horse and everyone had a couple!
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An alcoholic beverage, much like a White Russian or Caucasian (made popular in the movie "The Big Lebowski"), composed of similar ingredients: Vodka, coffee liqueur, and a creamy substance. In the case of the Newt Gingrich in particular, semen is used as the creamy substance, preferably your own or that of a young boy/political intern.
Bill Clinton: "Man, did you hear about Newt Gingrich the other night? He choked on his own drink!"
Hillary Clinton: *otherworldly shriek of a guffaw*
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A man who resembles a potato covered in marshmallow fluff, is a bit on the looney side, and is otherwise just a bad person for various reasons, but is also old as tar.
Wow, as old as this severely outdated text book is it still mentions Newt Gringrich as the former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives. I am 100% serious.
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