Three Nil

When you gain complete and utter control of a situation or person. Three Nil is not the term for a score in a ball game, it's the crushing deafeat of your noobish opponent.

"You got Three Niled noob!"

"WTF noob!, Three Nil!"

"You = Three Nil!"

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blind nil

Inserting yourself into a situation despite your lack of knowledge

"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill

nil-pwa

Literally: "No Points"
A general term for somthing bad or unfortunate. Can be used on its own, or to affix or prefix any word, depending on context.
Origin: Eurovision
In the Eurovision Song Contest a particularty bad entry will be awarded Nil Pwa by Spain.

Example One: Prefix
Sam: I nearly crashed my car yesterday.
Dan: Oh! Nil-pwa driving skills Sam!

Example Two: Affix
Dan: I hate librarians.
Sam: Indeed, Dan, librarians nil-pwa!

Example Three: Word in its self
Dan: This pint is off.
Sam: (tastes beer) Nil-pwa!

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Nils is the God

Look above

Nils is the God at everything

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nil desperandum

never dispair, never say die

nil desperandum sir, im here

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dirty nils

spreads a girls legs wide and takes a dump on her vagina then precedes to have sex with her

He is suck a douche he gave her a dirty nils

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Lemon Nil

Someone who is half nil or has a large nil. A nil is the tip of a penis.

Ha ha this dude got a lemon nil.