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a blow job with a twist..... the person giving the head has a mouth full of egg salad.
Aw man my girl got kinky last night. She gave me a clam breather, extra paprika.
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One who breathes loudly, sometimes unknowingly, sounding like Darth Vader.
Oct 31.
*Nick walks into room
Nick:Woah! Who's got the Darth Vader costume!?
Henry: Nah...it's just Sergeant Boselly as usual.
Mr. Boselly: Take out section 5.7 of your homework... *hoaaahh hoaah*... That is due today. Of course, ...*hoaaaah hoaaaaahhh*... section 8 is optional. You may turn it in today or tomorrow if you wish...m'kay...
Henry: Yeah...Darth Breather...
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A Dream Breather is a rawther delectable fallen angel who breathes AndyPandy and drinks the blood of corrupt little gothic pixies.
It got its name from speaking the language of the dreams to the AndyPandy.
He may be located in the pants of the Andy or on the demon-phone with her.
If a Dream Breather is located, procede with caution. It is highly dangerous, especially when its appetite for the AndyPandy has not sufficiently been filled.
AndyPandy is in love with Dream Breather.
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A person who is an idiot, can't be trusted, someone you hate and probably someone who dares to diss stranger things:)
"Troye is a mouth breather"
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Someone who breaths out of there mouth because they have a deviated ceptum or there nose is messed up
Connor and Ben are mouth breathing lards and are huge mouth breathers
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A subspecies of Homo-sapiens known for their lack of any intelligence whatsoever. Their young are raised entirely on a diet of Ribena and Chicken Nuggets, whilst the adults have no interests other than Stella Artois and ITV2.
Dude, did that mouth breather just trip over his own foot?
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Any person who is so stupid that they don't have the ability to breathe out of their nose.
A person who cannot cut over a 35 on their ASVAB.
Somebody who's lower lip is so big that it can be caught on a trip wire due to the over breathing through the only orifice they know how to breathe out of.
Mike isn't quite a Glass Licker, however we'll give him the status of Mouth Breather because he got a 25 on his ASVAB.
Josh is a Mouth Breather. His girlfriend, who's been sleeping around with half of the state, has him fooled into believing they will get married.
Josh says he gets 5,000 dollars a month hauling milk... what a mouth breather.
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