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When there is a opportunity for a (painfully) evident joke to be made about something.
"...And she said it was really small!"
Someone who just stepped into the conversation:
"Your dick? LOL"
"Come on, dude. I know it was an open goal as soon as I would say that, but was that really necessary...?"
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Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.
I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!
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a person who:
desires wealth in all areas of life.
seeks the secrets of the millionaire mind.
has the smarts, optimism, integrity, and passion to do it themselves.
A person who surrounds themselves with the success that they desire. To learn from them and also to hone their skills. Alicia Dunams, model turned entrepreneur, is an example of a goal digger, as she surrounded herself with smart, successful men and learned their secrets and started her own corporation.
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A couple who are the best couple out there. They are the power couple. Everyone wants to be like them.
Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?
Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.
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The greatest moment in Canadian history, or really, history in general. On February 28th, 2010 at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics, Sidney Crosby scored the over-time winning goal against the United States Men's Hockey Team to win Team Canada the gold medal in Men's Hockey. That moment is known as The Golden Goal, since it was for the goal medal.
Jarome Iginla assisted Sidney Crosby by passing him the puck when he shouted "Iggy!"
I saw Crosby score The Golden Goal last Sunday; my life has new meaning.
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A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.
*All team mates orgasm with player 1.
*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
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Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond
Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.
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