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In the movie Office Space, there is a scene where cubicle workers steal the printer from their office and take it out into a field. There, they beat the printer to smithereens using baseball bats and their fists. The "Printer scene" is used among office workers as a fantasy of what they want to be real. It is a term that people who feel locked-up by their jobs use.
If only the printer scene was happening right now.
Someone who steals your prints
Man there is a printer jacker in our office.
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A printer that brings digital designs to life, either by squirting molten plastic like a cake decorator, or by using a binder material to fuse powder.
Commonly requested items:
- Another 3d printer
- A gun
- A woman
- Organs
Though all those things are possible to some extent, they are usually cruddy and do not work unless you add some sort of manual labor.
Some people use their printers to print paperclips, toothpicks, phone cases, and whistles, but why not just go to the Dollar store instead? Also, 3d printed models are very crude, almost pixellated, and made out of cheap (but expensive) plastic.
Despite popular belief, 3d printing will never replace 2d printing. That is like saying "chainsaws will replace scissors". 2D printing is for printing out a biology report or business letter, and 3d printing is for printing out models.
A: Imagine if everyone had a 3D Printer in their house!
B: Are you kidding me? 3D printing is the biggest gimmick!
A: So was rock and roll and the Internets. It will improve in twenty more years.
C: Yay! I made a whistle, and it only took three hours!
D: You know, the dollar store sells metal whistles for 25 cents
C: (Blows whistle) Sounds as good as storebought!
I can only imagine how much the cartridges cost or how often you have to change them.
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The most awful and terrifying breed that one might find in the school IT room...the ROGUE PRINTER. This is a condition that can often posess normal printers. Some symptoms of the rogue include: when collecting paper from it, it sucks it back in and spews it out; Also responsible for lost work, breaks and refuses to print, bleeps manically, and can sneak up on you when you least expect it....all i can say is, I WARNED YOU....
IT consultant: So what exactly is wrong with this printer?
Innocent: Beware, tis a rogue Printer!
IT consultant: Evacuate the building. NOW.
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1) Also known as a text printer or ASCII printer, a dumb printer is a printer that is only capable of printing plain text and has no other capabilities such as fonts, color, graphics, etc...
2) Simply, a printer which sucks.
My dumb printer can't print that picture...
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Whoever has a 3D printer is asked to 3D print them a 3D printer
Cheezar: I got a 3D printer!
Mozarlla: You know what you should make me?
Cheezar: What
Mozarlla: a 3D prInTEr lMAo
Cheezar: .
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