Tissue Test

1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.

2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.

1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

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official tissue

anything that is hot, the best, kick ass, dope, fresh, the shit, or poppin'.

"Kanye's new CD is supposed to be official tissue."

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scar tissue

An outstanding Red Hot Chili Peppers song, the first single from the 1999 album Californication. The song is built around a mellow yet poignant guitar riff courtesy of John Frusciante. Lyrically fluid and beautiful, and instrumentally haunting, Scar Tisuue is probably my favourite Chilis song.

The song contains 3 slide guitar solos, building in intensity and length each time, finishing with a passionate 50-second passage that serves as the song's outro.

The video for Scar Tissue is often interpreted as a kind of sequel to the earlier Give it Away video. Both are shot in a desert, but in Give it Away the band is young and energetic, wheras in Scar Tissue, nearly a decade later, they are driving a rusty old car and seem to be pretty battered and bruised - perhaps a metaphor for the band, and John in particular, finally conquering addiction - They are better for it, but it has left them scarred.

Scar Tissue is also the name of Anthony Kiedis' Autobiography - an excellent read, I'm sure you'll agree.

"With the birds I'll share this lonely view"
- Scar Tissue

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tissue burn

when you wipe too much and your nose gets red and inflamed

Jeff: "Yo, I'm going to the store, you need anything?"
Jackie: "Ya, get my some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."

Tissue Hurdles

Anything that gets in your way as you run around searching for a tissue before your nose explodes into a fountain of mucus.

Tissue Hurdles include, but are not limited to: bags, mounds of laundry, doors, pets, senior citizens, tables, chairs, and invisble force fields.

love tissue

Term used to describe a used condom

Jimmy dared Carissa to swallow the contents of his love tissue

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.