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the beautiful part of a womens body
letme suck them nipples till they fall off
by: Smokey The Smokestacks
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Mammary glands. Female organs of fatty deposit.
Woman: What are you looking at?
Man: Your boobs.
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Girl: "Hey, can I borrow your ______?"
*leans slightly forward to expose boobs*
Guy: "TAKE IT ALL!"
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(noun) (1) a goof, a jerk-off, an idiot
(2) circular object protruding off a female's chest. Usually used for feeding babies and in foreplay (not necessarily in that order). Each boob has a nipple, the little pointy thing on the end that pops up like an erection when brushed, massaged, or touched with an ice cube (or an icy wind). The bra is the device required to support a pair of boobs. See A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup E-cup well, you get the idea. If she is British, the nipples will sit much lower than the Japanese standard of 8" between collarbone and nipple. Sports bras are for A-cup women, who have nipples but no boob.
circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
On our first date, I didn't touch her. On our second date, I got to first base, I touched her boob. Next date, she met me naked at her front door and we fucked.
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A soft thing that comes on around a womans body that men love to touch and feel and suck on! PS they hurt when hit hard!
(.)(.) normal boobs
(.) (.) big boobs
(*)(*) bit boobs
(#)(#) milked boobs
Every guys best friend: uses them to get into sex
girl:Ow! My boobs!
Guy :Soft Boobs!
Guy: Can I touch them?
Guy: I let you ride me if you show me your boobs!
Guy: Did you see her boobs?
Guy2: Ya! they were awesome!
Guy: I wish my girlfriend had big hooters!
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1. The softest, squishiest, warmest, most perfect thing imaginable. And guess what? They come in pairs :)
2. The cause of all of life's problems.
3. The solution to all of life's problems.
1. She led my hand to her boob, and I had a new best friend; soon I had a new second-best friend.
2. She flashed her boobs and caused that car crash.
3. ...but once I touched her boob, I forgot all about her face.
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The greatest comfort a woman can give a man.
Men take great comfort in my boobs.
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