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Escape Plan

A secret or sneaky maneuver, strategy, idea or concept that is used to get a person out of a premonition, bad situation or stressful turn of events with the intentions of preventing ones self from getting played.

Shit! I gotta get the hell outta here before shit hits the fan. I'm gonna use my escape plan and skip town.

by themupianomann December 28, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


rape escape

sometimes at the end of the night, men make a mad scrable to get layed before all the pussy passes out. this may cause the females to pull a desperate move called the rape escape. the rape escape is most commonly used at after parties, as the bar is closing, or when there is a higher ratio of males than females. it may incluse sneaking away and driving home, running away with your best friend down a back alley, or just doing whatever it takes to get away from horny dudes.

"damn we thought these guys were gonna smoke us out, but they were just trying to get some poon. we had to pull a rape escape!"

girl 1 : "did you end up hooking up with that dude from the bar?"

girl 2 : "nawww, girl. he tryed to kidnap me so i had to pull the rape escape!"

by nonosnoseknows September 11, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Escape Sext

An escape text that you send to someone to lure them away from a date, meeting, or other event in order to hook up with you.

I plan to send Mo an escape sext tonight to rescue her from dinner with the rents.

by Shorewood Tori September 6, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ape Escape

When you or another black individual takes off with someone else property or money in an unorganized way.

You know when her man got home I knew I had to make an "Ape Escape"

I ain't gotta pay no damn child support, you know a nigga can "Ape Escape" his way outta anything.

That nigga snatched my bike, that mothafucka pulled an Ape Escape.

by Ramona's Last Brain Cell October 2, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Escaping Eel

1) An erection resembling an "eel escaping" that results from getting aroused while wearing basketball shorts or other light lower-body clothing.

2) Extremely embarrassing, especially if near females.

#1: Oh man dude, gross. Jerry has an Escaping Eel.

#2: Yeah, those chicks are pretty hot. No wonder.

#1: JERRY! JUST RUN, MAN!

by Socia1 S1ayer September 15, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, have a friend walk quietly into the room behind you. Then, quickly switch places so your partner thinks it is still your penis in her ass. Then proceed to walk in front of her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was up her ass when i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 4, 2005

64๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Escape Fartist

The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.

I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.

by thats gross October 30, 2008

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