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I read this post on facebook this morning by Mbugua Julie: In kenya living in the slum U acquire a sense of humour ''taking a passport shower''-washing face only due to water shortage. An unimaginable situation for me in the U.S.A.
There's not enough water today so I'm going to take a passport shower. (not hot water, just WATER, period.)
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Literal incels who have fallen into the trance of a certain british/romanian trafficker, believing that they are above western women in that they still seek traditional relationship values…. Those values being that women are to remain submissive and stupid, while the big strong men can have their way with whatever they want. These particular men are sad that they dont get any play outside of the women they claim to be “hoes”, since everyone else despises those who act the way they do and reject any form of romantic connection with them. What a shame. “Passport Bros” are an embarrassment to both western AND eastern society. Everyone other than their equally as intellectually-challenged friends sees them for what they are- losers who think they deserve servitude from women. But since they cant find that over here, they of course resort to preying on young women in foreign countries (most prominently eastern asian ones :| … how surprising). Them taking advantage of their lower positions and masking it as seeking to bask in new cultures, societal values, and AHEM women, is certainly what makes passport bros who they are. Leave the country. We dont want you here anyway lol
One time my ex posted a pic on instagram of her wearing a crop top… i just cant take it anymore!!!! I need me a woman who knows how to sit there and look pretty for me while *I* scroll instagram and look at other women in their underwear!!
Hmmmm… i know! I’ll just become one of those “Passport Bros”!!!!! XD
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A suitcase with a $1 million cash and you still have to beg for residency. CASH still talks in "this" Jersey.
The only passport to Jersey is cash. It's still a place where suitcases arrive filled with greenies. The only way to become a resident is to arrive with loads.
We're talking the island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (between England and France), a tax haven. Is somewhat of a synonym with JERSEY, USA only classier and the money ain't MAFIA. Lots of AMERICAN-IRANIAN cash housed there. Particularly Hayward cash!
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One of the promised dividends of Brexit to get the nostalgia running. All despite the fact that we could've had blue passports when we were in the EU, and the new BLOO passports give you less freedom than the burgundy ones. And they're made by a French company in Poland.
Have you got your BLOO passport yet?
Yes, and I want to send it back for a burgundy one. At least I have my French passport
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The sex with Gary was so fantastic I needed my sexual passport, he took me to places I have never been.
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Like a "Passport Bro" but female version.
"She married an Alpha overseas and now she's barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen. She's a total Passport Sis!"
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a proof of vaccination that allows someone to travel or enter a building
They wouldn't let me on the plane without my vaccine passport, which I left at home.
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