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As penned by John Mayer, a quarter life crisis occurs around the age of 25, as opposed to a mid-life crisis which typically happens around age 50
"might be a quarter life crisis, who knows?" J. Mayer
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when you and a less talented friend go skiing/snowboarding and when you go down the hill, your friend goes first and you wait for them to wipe out somewhere in the middle, referred to as their "mid life crisis" to go down after them to avoid crashing into them.
snowboarder 1: see ya at at the bottom!
Snowboarder 2: ok, wait till my mid life crisis to come down after me, with my suckish skills i'd probably get in your way if you went down any sooner.
Snowboarder 1: true.
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1. Peroid of life following one's exit from college and preceding one's entrance into the real world.
2. Subject matter of an accurate John Mayer song.
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When playing a video game, getting really close to losing a life but making a miraculous comeback.
I was really close to a high score in Pacman, then I had a mid life crisis and almost lost it, but things turned out okay.
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A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.
Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.
I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.
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a. like a mid-life crisis, except it usually occurs around the age of 20, or a quarter of the way through your life
b. said the awesome song "why georgia" by John Mayer
must be my quarter life crisis
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(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM
A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).
Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"
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