Reply-All Moment

The moment when you realize you have said or done something that is a horrific faux pas, as in when you hit REPLY-ALL instead of just REPLY and accidentally send the snarky comment you were going to make ABOUT your boss TO your boss instead.

"OMG, I just sent my fiance's insane ex-girlfriend an invitation to our wedding!"

"Oh honey, it's your first Reply-All Moment. I'm so proud!"

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bomb squad reply

A reply to a message board or elsewhere that defuses a hostile or inflammatory previous post that normally might start a flame war.

Angry user: We don't care to hear your lifelong musings just a short opinion.

bomb squad reply: Some want less and some want more. That's the great thing about this board - there's something for everyone.

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raped by the reply button

Occurrence when a person posts a comment which leads to excessive number of negative replies to the original comment.

Al: Dude I posted that Justin Biber is gay and got raped by the reply button. All the teenage girls hate me.

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one reply bitch

A one reply bitch is someone who replies with simple words like: "yeah, okay, cool, nice, alright, yep, whatever, nope," etc

John: "My damn girlfriends mad, she keeps replying with okay"
Steve: "She seems like a big one reply bitch"

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single-syllable reply

Constantly replying with "yea. No. Sure. K. Nice. Kden" and other such meaningless and mostly non existing words. It is a great way to get even your friends to hate you

Pers 1: Hey dude, I just earned $100 of your painting! the guy loved it!
Pers 2: Cool.
Pers 1: Can you please stop the single-syllable reply?!
Pers 2: Sure.

Reply Compulsive Disorder

The need to reply to a text message no matter what it says.

Girl:"lol"
Dude:"yep
Girl:"Reply Compulsive Disorder"

Pro reply, sis

The ultimate and only correct response to the phrase "cool story bro". If you use this against someone correctly, they'll shit entire houses, much less bricks.

You: I went to the mall the other day and bought the most shitastic pair of vans.

'Friend': Cool story, bro.

You: Pro reply, sis.

'Friend': Haha, that's funn--holy shit... I feel something coming...

You: Yeah, I know you do.