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Hayden is a confident, but not too confident person. He plays baseball and is smart but likes to hide it. Everyone smiles when they see him or he cracks a joke.
Person 1: *Smiles*
Person 2: “Why are you smiling?”
Person 1: “I see Hayden Noble”
A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.
They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.
Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover.
'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'
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Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.
Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.
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The Almighty Noble Knight Nation started on Huron and Noble in Chicago IL then moved operations to the corner of 14th St. & 51st Ct. in Cicero IL. Their colors are black and royal blue and are a part of the People Nation. Allies have included the 12th St. Players, Latin Angels, Arch Dukes, etc. Main rivals have included: The Two Two Boys, Two Six, La Razas, Sin City Boys, etc. This street gang was Cicero's largest in the 80's...
noble, knights, almighty, cicero, illinois, noble knights
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Derived from science, noble gas has come to mean anything boring, lame, unreactive, or discrete.
Jane: Yesterday, I told my husband our baby was a hermaphrodite, and he didn't even blink.
Jenny: He's such a noble gas.
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When a Stripper from Texas drops a porno mag in your lap on the airplane and invites you to the back to join the mile high club. Awkwardly, you meet in the plane bathroom to inform her you are a virgin and that she should also save herself for someone special. You my friend have a Noble Woody
He passed on the slutty chick because He is the essence of a Noble Woody
Big penis man 👨, Very goofy 🤪 , Stigma 👃🏻, loves kiara 🌮,
Kallum Noble 😢👻🥰👨😫