nobody cares

"I don't care."

Person 1: "Global warming is a pretty big issue."
Person 2: "NoBoDy CaReS."

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Nobody Cares

A word that's now being massively used by retards that probably have no real friends

Person 1: "Hey guys look what I got!"
Stupid retard: "NoBoDy CaReS"

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Mr. Nobody

An insult used to make people feel like they're worthless and that no one cares about them; to belittle others and taking away all value from their name and identity.

John: I love cake.
Ron: And? Your Mr. Nobody. Who cares?
John: That's not very nice!
Ron: And you're nothing.

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nobody died

Expression of sympathy from someone who does not fully share your pain.

Man: Why are you crying?
Woman: You just told me you don't feel that way about me any more.
Man: Hey, nobody died.

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nobody says that

Used when a person says something they claim a set of people say except they don't or nobody should say

Person 1: They say If you don't like the law, go somewhere else
Person 2: Nobody says that

regular nobody

A population which is always the majority. Nothing special, not famous, not rich, not wealthy, not powerful, not a big shot, not a celebrity, not the president, never the leader but always a follower. Just a person that would believe anything they're told and accept the shittier jobs so the government can stay well above and beyond while your just a regular nothing worthless nobody piece of shit.

Most people (at least 99 percent of the population). People no one ever heard of or will ever hear of. Not a celebrity or anywhere near the center of attention, but someone who could barely get on the news if they shot themselves in the head in the middle of Times Square as a suicide just for recognition that he's worth anything at all. my father David is a regular nobody because no one knows him and no one gives a fuck about him or anything about him.

Nobody's Girl

When you are at a party and there is a girl there that nobody is trying to hook up with.

Dude 1: Hey man I see you putting in work on Emma.
Dude 2: Nah I have a girlfriend now, I can't be doing that shit.
Dude 1: So....that's nobody's girl?

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