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noob

a totally stupid person on an online game rpg. they are oftentimes ignorant, dumb, and completly incompatant. in most cases, noobs are frowned apon by the community, as they are a burden and all they do is pester people who are trying to have a good time on an online game rpg. i once met a noob sooo noobish one time, that he couldnt figure out who i was talking to, and when it was me talking...see below

pot head370: ok richie109 go thru that door
cream5: me?
pot head370: did i say cream? no i said richie109.
cream5: wait me? u want me to go thru the door?
pot head370: No, goddammit! i want richie to go thru the door
cream5: ok ill go thru the door u dont have to yell
pot head370: you stupid motherfucker! go up the stairs and leave me alone
cream5: how do i go up the stairs? im lost! help me!
pot head370: you fucking noob!

by pot head370 September 2, 2006

141๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob

The noob usually is a guy new to a game that is unpolite and thinks he pwnz that game.Most of time they use caps and scream stupid things that make no sense.Dont think of newbs,that are new players to a game but polite to others and more mature than noobs are and that usually dont use caps and scream.

Cornery:Cosmicray you go MainTank Sartharion?
Cosmicray:Sure Cornery
Noob: WTFF!!!!1 WantEd to M41nTankzorrrrz S4rh!!C0000rn333ry u damn fcuking n000bzzz!!LOOOO000L!!1111`~~~~@@@@ LaawwLZZZZ LOLOLoololOlOlOlOlOllloooL 1337 7331 i pwn thizzz game!!LoooLLOLOLOLOLOLOL 1337

Joekicks:Campbell89 can you please stop killing the guys from your team?
Campbell89:S00rry5555 but i c4nt s33 gra55 ar0und.

Noob:U D4mn Fcu1ng dick-azz me didnt ask iu if iu wantz to boostz me i t0ld iu to bootz meh!LOoooLolooolLOOOoollOO~~~!11111!!@@@
Newb:I'm sorry if I'm asking to much but you could give me a boost somewhere?



by cornery February 24, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


noob

video game slang for retarted fucking asshole who cant do anything for himself and likes pissin' people off

wow, man. what a noob

by spongebobsuncle November 3, 2009

95๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


noob

A noob (sometimes spelt n00b, in leetspeak) is a deragatory term, originating in the videogaming world, often used to describe one who is unfamiliar with a given concept or topic. Usually attributed to one who is being owned, or suffering a fail.

Dude, I've killed you 50 times, and you haven't even killed me once! Dumb-ass noob...

by NFXtreme0992 January 14, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob

Noob is a term used to label someone whom (primarily via video-games) acts and/or otherwise plays as if they:

1. Are new to the game.

2. Are unaware of game rules, controls, and/or otherwise, popular belief to the proper execution in regards to the respective gaming physics and/or goals and objectives.

3. Lack a competitive level of skill comparable to that of but not limited to any person or persons that depict them as such.

4. Make an avoidable mistake due to lack of experience, skill, and/or knowledge of said engagement in which may or may not diversely effects the statistics, methodologies, or popular views regarding the respective player(s) actions which is determined by personal opinion and/or otherwise, popular belief.

That guy is a complete noob! He is completely oblivious of this games mechanics.

by Ru22311 September 20, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


noobing

Noobing is the essence of acting like a noob currently. Anyone who has actions similar to that of a noob, can be said to be engaged in the act of noobing

Did you see that level 1 hunter he was totally noobing

by ultradictator September 4, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noob

A word usually used on the internet and video games that describes someone who is an idiot or someone who is not good at doing something. It is often confused with newb(short for newbie), someone who is new at something.

"wtf how do i walk in this game?"
"lol gtfo noob"

by Unconcious July 28, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž