north korea

...is best Korea.

North Korea, the winner of the Zerg Wars of 2295, is Best Korea. Cyborg Overlord Kim Jong-Eun decrees it.

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Pulling a North Korea

To ejaculate without warning as if preempting a more meaningful, but highly unlikely ejaculation in the future, much as the communist-dictating does in handling its diplomacy.

For visual stimulations that might lead to pulling a North Korea, Google "Kim Jong Il lesbian".

I'm gonna pull a North Korea on your ass and fire a warning shot, without protection.

Careful, I'm prone to pulling a North Korea without protection when I get excited.

Pulling a North Korea is a sure-fire way to prevent a visit to Planned Parenthood.

Dood 1: "Dude, how'd your night go last night?"
Dood 2: "I got caught pulling a North Korea without protection."
Dood 1: "What happens when you get caught?"
Dood 2: "America comes in and destroys your ass."
Dood 1: "That could get messy."

Going North Korea

Taking punishment to the extreme.

Bill was going North Korea on him after he saw Frank talking to his wife.

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North Korea Math

A Communist version of Singapore Math—which is rehashed from the world's best math curriculums—to brainwash students of the power of math in propelling North Korea into a nuclear power.

Math educators believe that if North Korean students were to take part in international comparative studies like PISA and TIMSS, it wouldn't be surprising that they'd rank among the top ten, thanks to the high standard of North Korea math.

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North Korea’s Nuke

A few pieces of cardboard glued together with a radiation symbol drawn on with crayon.

Person 1: Are you afraid of North Korea’s Nuke?
Person 2: Afraid that it might give Kim Jong Un a paper cut? Not really.

north korea dick

Similar to "Whiskey Dick", failure to launch, can't get it up, cannot activate boner. North Korea dick is the inability to get an erection at the worst time, missile launch unsuccessful.

I was tryin to fuck last night but I got North Korea dick.

North Korea diet

A diet in which you do not eat any food and only do hard labor in order to lose weight.

I gained some weight over the holidays, so I decided to go on the North Korea diet.