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Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.
Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.
They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.
Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.
*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.
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The snotty, arrogant, elitist, bitchy attitude that ALL the residents of Northern Virginia possess. Northern VA residents think they are better than everyone else on Earth, and they want you to know it. They go out of their way to talk down to anyone that they consider "inferior", and they love to make those people feel like scum. If you do not have a college degree, or work a blue-collar job, you do not exist to a NORVA resident, unless they can belittle or demean you in some way. Also, the Northern Virginia Attitude is the extreme rudeness and air of superiority that NORVA residents display at all times, in all places that they go. You can always tell when a person is from Northern VA, no matter where on the planet they happen to be. The person with the NORVA attitude values money over substance any day. The most important things to them are the cars they drive, the McMansion they live in, the money they make, and how they can show other people that they are better than they are.
NORVA resident: Oh my GAWD, look at that girl who is taking the bus! She should really go kill herself since she isn't driving a BMW like I am!
Regular person: Well, she may be taking the bus, but at least she has a soul...unlike you!
NORVA resident: Yeah, I sold my soul for my McMansion..but I'm STILL better than that loser!
Regular person: Umm, how long have you lived in Northern VA?
NORVA resident: Like, my whole life! Totally!
Regular person: I can tell, you've got the Northern Virginia attitude down pat. If the terrorists DO attack, I hope they bomb Northern Virginia first. It would be no big loss.
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Girls who are typically beautiful and witty and can handle bad traffic and in general everything life throws at you since Northern Va is a clusterfuck. She is confident and well versed in a variety of subjects and may be wealthy but at least does decently well. Girl next door vibe but low key, under cover kinky freaks and always up for a good time. Usually have nice booties. Ideal wifey material.
“Them Northern Virginia girls tho... top notch shit.”
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a regular stop sign but instead of coming to a complete stop u slow down a lot but not a complete stop
wait, this is a northern virginia stop sign, no need to slow down
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A school where there is, indeed, a vast population of stoners, fake-emos, posers, and transfer kids. The transfer kids are the ones who do not want to go to the ghey schools that they should be going to (in Gainesville, Haymarket, Bristow, or Woodbridge), so they choose to enter the I.B. program. Also known as the "hardass program that might get you into a good college" program.
Stonewall is only good if you're in the IB program, because the regular classes are pathetically easy.
Kid 1: I go to Stonewall Jackson & I'm "emo"!
Kid 2: I'z go 2 da SJ n ah'm GANGSTAAA!
Kid 3: Tards. Stonewall Jackson high school in Northern Virginia is only good for the IB program. You're all going to end up working the corners for money while I'm attending college.
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One of the most pathetic places one could ever be at. It's full of kids who think they are emo, but whose biggest problem is their lame attempts at being posers. Then there are the posers who are so obvious. My favorites are the kids who dress in black with piercings and are supposed to be goth, but are really nice people if you get to know em... then the rich kids who wanna act poor so they don't get the crap kicked out of em. Half of the kids are stoners, the other half morons. I fit somewhere in there, but the again, so could you.
Person A: Where did you go to high school?
Person B: Stonewall
Person A: I'm sorry poser.
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A high school in the middle of nowhere where the students are little know it alls and tell everyone their ghetto when their really rich snobbs..majority of the school is white but they dont like people knowing that because then it dosent make them look "ghetto"
Hey Johnny lets hop in my dads porshe and tell everyone i got it from drug dealing
my backyard has traintracks in it that means im ghetto right?!?!
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