Norwegian Campfire

A Norwegian Campfire is a gather of men and/or women that requires all participants to ejaculate into said fire until it is extinguished.

"Hey Will" said Joda "You going to that Norwegian Campfire Walker is planning later?"
"Ehh I don't know man, I heard they were pretty weird." said Will
"Nah it'll be alright just wear socks." said Joda

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Norwegian Regatta

Two or more simultaneous dutch rudders

Richard asked Tom for a dutch rudder, but Tom was horny too. Therefore they decided on a Norwegian Regatta. Tom won.

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Norwegian Caterpillar

The sexual act of placing ones penis between a pair of hairy butt cheeks - idealy of a female who then farts.
Making the hair tickle the shaft and feeling like the legs of a caterpillar walking.

A couple meet in a bar wanting to try something new and go home to experiment. They are watching animal planet during a series on caterpillars they play around with this bizzare idea of farting on the weaner between the hairy buns... Hence the "Norwegian Caterpillar"

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Norwegian Donut

When you bend a chick backwards, so that her face is touching her ass, and you shoot your load on her face so that it drips onto her ass, thus 'glazing' the donut.

Dude Willie, you totally put the glaze on that Norwegian Donut all over Mariel. Nice.

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Norwegian Ninja

Norwegian politician and diplomat Arne Treholt, who in 1985 was convicted of high treason and espionage on behalf of the Soviet Union and Iraq. Commander of the Norwegian Ninja Force, under the supervision and protection of its founder and guardian HM King Olav V of Norway.

Wikipedia

1. "At One with the Cosmos, like a Norwegian Ninja!"

2. Norwegian Ninja: "A true guardian of the norwegian laws of nature and way of life!"

3. HM King Olav V, on Commander Treholt:
"All gave some, Some gave all!"
Norsk:"ALLE GA NOE, NOEN GA ALT"

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Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

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dirty norwegian

The aftermath of an uncurcumcised dude wiping his smegma-coated penis across the upper lip of a chick. Like a dirty sanchez, but resulting from an abundance of smegma rather than the presence of shit.

Sven wiped his smega-encrusted, uncircumcised dick allover Jenny's mouth, leaving her with a dirty Norwegian moustache.

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