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adj.
Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.
Of something or somebody.
If a car salesman tells you the car is in top notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.
Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top notch form this morning!
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A term used in Columbia, South Carolina. A road where prostitutes turn tricks. Any girl who walks down that road is accused of being a whore.
"Yeah, I saw her walking down Two Notch...she is such a whore!"
"God, she is such a whore. I bet she works on Two Notch."
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The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth
Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.
Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.
Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN
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The best something can be, there is no phrase in the world which emphasises the quality of an object/person/situation more than top notch.
Stuart: How was you're date with Lucinda-May?
Edgar: It was TOP NOTCH!
Stuart: Woah, that means that it was better than anything else ever?
Edgar: Yes, because that's what top notch means.
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Notch’s fedora is an ancient relic, and whoever wears it is the rightful hair to the babylonian throne. It was first mentioned in Mein Kampf as «One fedora to rule them all» It currently resides in the bottom of King Kong’s unopened champagne bottle labeled «Obama Juice»
Notch’s fedora, the one the only.
the small space between some girls thighs just underneath her vagina while standing upright and legs together.
did you just see that notch johnson walk by?
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The act of a bull dyke and a male to female transsexual scissoring is notch sawing.
Mrs. Garrison and Tammy were notch sawing scissoring all night long.