Nothing

Actually means a lot of something.

Mom-"what are you two doing down there?"
Dating teenagers-"NOTHING!?!?"

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Nothing

No thing, according to Wikipedia

Jeff: What is this? *points at thin air*
Brian: Nothing.

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There's nothing in it

A phrase used by Ramat Gan residents to explain why they don't want to do something. Sometimes said with despair and great fatigue,
The phrase is usually accompanied by the phrase "Stick it up your ass".

"Arnon, want to get some pizza?"

"Ahhh... There's nothing in it..."

"Are you sure?"

"You can take your pizza, and stick it up your ass..."

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the nothings

What we might have called the decade we are currently in, the one which followed the nineties.

"Dude, stop living in the nineties. This is the nothings. Get with it."

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Nothing

the sound that u hear when someone gives you a comeback that is too deadly to say any thing

Person a: Aye, ur the load ur mom swallowed.

Evryone: hahahahahahah

Person b: well. atleast my mom can swallow. ur mom doesnt. her throat has stretchmarks

Person a:(nothing)

Evryone: hahahahahahahaha! XD

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Nothing

The answer people give to others after they have asked what they were saying when they weren't even paying attention

" What?" (cricket cricket) " Nothing. . . "

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Nothing On

When one is scrolling through the television channels, but there are no shows playing which interests the viewer in any way, hence the term "Nothing On".

I am so bored there is nothing on tv.

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