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National wife ur friend or ur crush day
Sky: Omg it’s November 5th that means do I want to wife Naomi or my crush.
The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))
Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is
Tall male friend: what day
Short girl: November 5th
Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs
National give a girl your hoodie day
give a girl your hoodie for however long you chose to
hey bro have you gave your hoodie to anyone
Nah bro how
it’s november 5th bro how not
national smell someones butt hole day
hey it's November 5th bend over and give me a smell
November 5th is my 4lifers birthday 😍😍😍😈😈😈 (jays uwu) and i made this becausye i love them a lot and theyre amzinf <3
person 1: oh its november 5th!
person 2: yea its jays birthday!
person 1: happy birthday jay <3
national hug your friend named nathan day
it's november 5th let's go hug nathan
If your name is Ava, then you need to break up with your boyfriend.
Ava: We need to breakup.
Boy: No! Please?
Ava: Sorry, it's November 5th and my name's Ava