nuts

1. Crazy
2. Testicles
3. Things which monkeys eat.

That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.

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nuts to that

Nuts to that: Used as a dismissal or to denote a lack of concern for something.
Similar to, "To hell with this."

Person approaches their workplace. Upon seeing how busy it is, they promptly leave before being noticed.

Person: "Nuts to that, I'm going to a movie."

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On nuts

Automotive/racing term. Denotes a vehicle running/racing WITHOUT nitrous oxide assistance.
Synonym: "On the motor".
Antonyms: "On the bottle", "On spray", "Juicing it", "With NOS".

"That car runs the quartermile in 10.1 seconds on nuts; but it does 8.9 juicing it".

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the nuts

In poker, the best possible hand given the community cards available.

I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts

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nut

A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.

The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure

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The nuts

The pair of circular objects swinging between the legs.

Note: only found on 49% of the population.

That girl kicked me in the nuts!

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Be on the nut

To be broke (no money).

Because of Covid, I'll be on the nut soon, and will lose my apartment!

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