OBed

when ob roasts you

Ob: You’re a fucking loser, Dylan.
Liv: YOU JUST GOT OBED
Alex: :dab:

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obes

fat...way fat. derived from "obese"

"Hun, he's way too obes to make it in Hollywood, she needs to lose 100 lbs, ASAP."

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OB

Open Beta

when will they announce the date for OB?

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obes

obes

obes is obes

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Ob

(n) short for obligated sex/head. "ob" is a commonly used term to describe a girls obligation to pleasing her man. Furthermore, there are many more types of "ob". A few examples: Basic "ob" refers to simple kissing to some making out, moderate "ob" refers to hand job, advanced "ob" is a blow job, and r"ob"* refers to finishing the job.

*R"ob" does not imply stealing home--that is rape and rape is not looked highly upon in our society. Don't do it.

FUUUUUUU I've been stuck with welfare ob for weeks now!

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OB

This stands for Outlaw Biker. An Outlaw Biker is the type of guy the girl of your dreams goes and fucks because you're too much of a pussy to take control of your "relationship" with her. Most of the time he is either unemployed, has a substance abuse problem, or has callous "dating" habits. A combination is certainly possible, too. Commonly used to conjunction with "IW" or "intellectual whore" which is exactly what you are if your dream girl fucks OBs then cries to you about it.

Last night I told Jane that I loved her and I'd do anythng for her. She said "let's just be friends" then went home and fucked an OB she met at the bar. She called me up later to cry about it, and I listened to her because I'm a nice guy/IW.

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obs

(rhymes with jobs)

An abbreviation for "obligations," generally used by / in reference to people too lazy to fulfill their obligations (and too lazy to even say the word)

I've been cashing funemployment checks so long that I can't remember what my obs were....or even if I ever had any!

Man, I'd totally hang out with you tonight, but I have a shit-ton of obs to stay at home and not fulfill. I wouldn't be able to handle the guilt of not leaving the time slot open for possibly getting around to doing them...I've at least got to stay home and hate myself for being so useless.

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