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October 23 is the national ear eating day!
Kid 1: It is October 23 today! You know what that means.
Kid 2: It is ear eating day!
Kid 1: Let us eat some ears.
National jump into a wall day. Jump into a wall because why not?
Boy 1: *jumps into a wall*
Boy 2: why did you jump into that wall
Boy 1: because it’s national jump into a wall day
October 23 jumping into a wall
On October 23, it’s national kick a will day
Kick any person named will on this day
“Hey what day is it
“It’s October 23”
“Oh my god it’s national kick a will day “
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It's October 23! Time to stab my midget friend with my pencil!!
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National Do it day. Find a special person and just do it !
Me: Hey man i don't have anyone for October 23.
Jim: i got you
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A: Hey, it's October 23!
B: Wow! That means we should stop searching for dates on Urban Dictionary!
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national no kiss day
no kissing your significant other or you mom dad COUSIN or grandparents
cousin: come here 😉
"we can't it's October 23"
cousin: damn
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