Office Space

the single most underrated comedy of all time. Released in '99, Written by the famous Mike Judge, and Starring Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, Diedrich Bader and Gary Cole, among others.

Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.

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office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.

He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...

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Office Soft

Being too used to a cosy office environment and unable to perform physical labour.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.

1, "Call Dave to help us shift this timber"

"Not Dave he's office soft"

2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.

probation officer

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.

Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.

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Officer Earl

The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.

All hail Officer Earl

Office Nazi

Any manager or manager wannabe that is constantly citing the rule book and forbiding fun behavior. Especially prominent in the IT industry.

I was checking out UrbanDictionary.com when the office nazi caught me!

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office body

A rather unfortunate physical condition in which the human body deteriorates as a result of sitting at a desk all day. Symptoms of office body include increased body fat, enlarged waste line, uncontrolled obesity, poor muscular development, and other gross looking physical characteristics.

Bill was in pretty good shape when he was in the military, but ever since he got that corporate job he morphed into an office body. He looks disgusting.