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Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*
Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.
The phrase you should say when you want to say "goodbye" in a rude way.
heck
guy 1: ur mom gay
guy 2: no u
guy 1: reverse card
guy 2: oh heck you then
when somebody is caught cranking their hog and is embarrassed .
mom: steve, what are you doing?! that's gross
steve: oh you know
because steve was embarrassed he didn't want to admit so he said oh, you know
A joke about people who are trying to become DJs/Producer/Music Industry Worker, that they sound more "in the biz" or knowledgable about music on goings by instead of calling Skrillex by his stage name they prefer to refer to him as "Sonny" (his real name) as if they know him personally. Same joke can be applied to any celebrity or star with a stage name / alias.
John: I went to this gig last night, shit was lit.
Mike: Who was playing?
John: Skrillex.
Mike: Oh, you mean Sonny?
Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
A spelled out name of Mickey Mouse which is M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E in Mickey Mouse Club Theme
1. How do you spell Mickey Mouse
2. em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee