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7 mexicans get naked next to each other with one inch floppies, while having excessively bloody diarrhea in one pile and re-enacting 2 girls one cup
mexican avalanche, boston pancake
Me: shit, how crazy was that party last night
you: i was stuck in the middle of a Mexican Oil Change
Me: how'd it taste
you: eat my taint sauce
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When you're engaging in anal sex and over lube an Eastern Europe prostitute causing evacuation of her bowls. Before dumping your load inside her.
I'm taking this one in for a Slovakian Oil Change.
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When performing The Renny G Oil Change, you get on your knees and suck another guy off until he finishes in your mouth. Then, you spit his cum on your Renny Dick and proceed to fuck the shit out of a girl. Then you wait and see who got her pregnant.
Bro, last night I did The Renny G Oil Change with Fannypack Boy and Jellypickle!
It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.
ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.
When the uterus Walls Start to shed.
At the beginning of the menstrual cycle email goes down on the female as in (munching rug licking the clam having a pink taco) sucks out this sweet hot sauce AKA the uterus wall membrane
She had her boyfriend perform a female oil change on her
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The act of eating greasy fried chicken while at the same time masturbating or performing oral sex for your female partner.
I'm hungry and you're horny. A Kentucky Oil Change would hit the spot right about now.
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The art of having a person's butthole waxed.
I need to get a bikini wax and a New England Oil Change before going on vacation to Cancun!