olaf

the biggest dick you will every meet but has the smallest dick known to man, the only pussy he gets is full of ads and some other weird shit, very cocky and probably will steal your shit.

dude your dick is an olaf
aka small dick

Olaf

The first name Olaf is composed of the Old Norse syllables anu – "the ancestor" – and leifr – "the descendant". It therefore means "descendant of the ancestor" and was used as a royal name, especially in medieval Norway, as the syllable "anu" referred to a divinely revered or special ancestor.

Olaf Scholz is now the new chancellor of germany

Olaf

That is a very lazy person

He’s a real olaf dude!
Go stand up and do something ur being an olaf!

The Olaf

When you're in a three way, and one person rubs an ice cube on your privates and another shoves a carrot up your ass.

"I was with these two chick's and they gave the The Olaf."