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Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!
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The kind of buns everyone's grandmother makes. in other words, the best buns. (can also be used to describe a thicc old lady at bingo)
MMMMMMMM- i can't wait for nana's steamy old lady buns. (use number two) damn Earl, did you see Gerturde? she had some nice steamy hot old lady buns.
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one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!
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During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.
Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...
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What your mother chows down on before taking you to bible camp.
"What's wrong with Mommy's lips, Daddy? Is it the bucket of old lady fugarts?"
"Shut up and pray harder you disappointing, ugly, fuck"
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alcohol. Often used euphemistically to describe drink in the context of addiction, but not exclusively. Popularised by Neil Young's song, "The Old Laughing Lady" which describes alcoholics that The Old Laughing Lady has claimed.
He loves his Old Laughing Lady cause the taste is so sweet.
Historically the nickname for The New York Times; now often used with a disparaging tone.
The Wall Street Journal is edited for those who run the world; the WaPo is edited for those who think they run the world; the Old Gray Lady is edited for those who think they should run the world.
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