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A collaquaism for a cunt in a fiesta
That person is such an Oliver
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A sexual term for when you stick a Pimento Pepper slice into your Piss Hole and present it to a female. If done correctly it will resemble a stuffed olive. She will attempt to suck the Pimento Pepper out mimicking sucking the pepper out of an olive. Giving her a goal will push her to be the best. Keeping time for later comparison is optional.
"Bro, I surprised that slut with The Olive last night and she knew exactly what to do. I think she beat that last girl's record by 45 seconds. Truly Amazing"
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someone who tends to ignore you or delay everything
guy 1: maybe later
guy 2: stop being such an oliver
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Olives as we know them today are believed to have been developed in the early Grecian empire. Olives themselves picked off an olive tree don't taste good and can even make you sick. People realized this and decided to make them salty by using various acidic oils and spices. Olives are fruit! Olives is also a slang term for a mans balls as in saying a pickle and two olives. (they are both salty so it works!)
Spanish manzanilla olives are the bomb!
Whoah his olives are large. :|
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He's like a coconut, acts all hard on the outside and when you find his inner self it's beautiful. He never has his own chewing gum, which doesn't bother me because he pays for every mode of transport possible in order to see each other. He's very random and a bit strange at time, which makes days with him so much more fun as I don't have a clue what he's going to say next. He sometimes needs a kick up his backside because he can be lazy at times. But he wouldn't be Oliver if he wasn't... A Genuine, caring, amazing person who deserves happiness in life. Amen
Just find an oliver and you'll see
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The name itself is unmistakabley the best, let alone everything that comes with it. Tall, gorgeous and the sweetest lad anyone could ever meet. Everything he says and everything he does is perfect. Never will there ever be anyone as amazing as Oliver. If you should ever meet one, you'll never regret it, you could'nt ever wish for anything else more rewarding than to meet, let alone know an Oliver. He has the most alluring eyes and utterly kissable lips. You won't even need to ask for his name, as the butterflies which flutter consistantly in your stomach will let you know just that. Words alone can't really describe him, I guess you'll just have to find out how delectable he really is yourself....if you that lucky........
'OMG I'd do anything to be with that lad over there'
'Well durr anyone would, that's Oliver'
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An amazing boy with an incredible personality. Will do anything for those that he loves. Very easy to get along with and fall in love with. Has a beautiful british accent and is very mysterious until you get to know him. May or may not gel his hair in the front. Very tall and wise.
Girl: How's your boyfriend?
Girl2: He's such an oliver, i love him with all my heart.
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