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A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.
"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"
a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass
"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "
A teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in Vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a POW. They combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. So that is how they became companions.
Anyone see Bert Algood screwin that squirrel the other day?
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The extremely outgoing, loud, funny, good looking, talented, singer/screamer/songwriter of The Used who writes AMAZING lyrics.
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Extremly unco, clumsy and a tad downs.
Joe: *pouring milk into cereal bowl*
Alex: Got enough milk there?
Joe: *Drops milk carton, spilling milk everywhere*
Joe: Oops
Alex: You're an absoloute bert morg, you know that right?
A smoking hot man with a mega shlong and amazing taste
You are a Chabby Bert, hand me your cock
He brings such passion and fire to the stage, you can feel it in your body when he screams....Just Amazing
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