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John

An extremely hot guy.

You can't get hotter than John.

by hot ice1515 May 1, 2009

5640πŸ‘ 4312πŸ‘Ž


John

Someone who's been shit on their whole life.

John: Hi I'm John, I've been shit on my whole life.

by Icy Wyte May 21, 2018

81πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


john

Hebrew name meaning "A gift from god"

Wow that baby must be a John.

by John Sandlin January 11, 2006

2124πŸ‘ 1604πŸ‘Ž


John

Just a complete douchebag honestly. The kinda guy who when he enters any given room there are at least three people in that room who wouldn’t mind giving him a good punching.

Did you see John today?? I don’t know why, but I just especially feel like whooping his thicccc ass today

by Using my real name January 21, 2020

41πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


John

Probably the best guy you will ever meet in your life. Looks best with no shirt and leaning over a couch telling you he has to take a shower. Basically, if you meet him you WILL fall in love with him and there is nothing you can do about it. VERY obsessed with video games, but he makes it look hot. He will spend all the free time he can get talking to you, even if he only has five minutes. By far the sweetest guy in the world, a gentleman, and exremely handsome.

person 1-John just talked to me!
person 2- are you kidding?! what'd he say!?
person 1- absolutely nothing!
person 2- your so lucky!

by ouisorazzal27 December 25, 2010

1067πŸ‘ 812πŸ‘Ž


John

this nigga got an ego that fucking big. Big ass ego. Holy shit big as fuck. Like big holy shit. My fucking god

You heard of john?
Yes, he is open.
K.

by Team Fortress 2 October 16, 2019

29πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


John

JUICY

John is juicy

by Juicy pol May 20, 2019

21πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž