Bite My Shit

(v.)To copy or imitate someone.
(v.)To be jealous of another.

this niggas just tryin ta bite mah shit
stop tryin to bite my shit son

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Kinko my shit

To take a document, especially a photograph, to a copy center and have it enlarged.

I just got back from Costa Rica and have a ton of photos on my camera. I gotta go Kinko my shit.

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The fuck my shit at?

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.

*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.

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BITCH MY SHIT!

Multi-purpose exclamation of surprise, dismay, congratulations; other forms include 'Shit my bitch', 'My bitch shit', 'Shit-bitch my', 'Shit in my bitching shit', 'Bitch in my shitting bitch-shit', etc.

Mary: 'Hey, I finally turned my cunt inside out...'
John: 'BITCH MY SHIT!'

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thats my shit

means to have things

you like this bud? thats my shit

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Ain't my shit

Not liking or not being fond of something.

Tim: Hey Bill, I'm finna go to Chipotle. You down?

Bill: Nah man that ain't my shit. I'm boutta head to McDonald's.

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Oh my shit!

term used when "Oh my hell" just doesnt suffice.

"Oh my shit!" last night was crazy! You were totally twisted and dancing on the bar.

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