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an irrational obsession and fervent devotion to someone, having no logical explanation beyond the influence of alcohol
- Who's that troll that Alison keeps talking to by the bar?
- He's her booze crush for the night. She always picks losers. We should go over there and stop her before she offers to have his babies.
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That moment when your face is so hot from drinking that you now look like an old lady who put on too much blush.
Me: Hey Joel, did you just run into that ugly girl you slammed in college?
Joel: No, I'm really drunk, it's just booze rouge.
A term used to define a person who loots the booze off of a party, then soon after leaves.
Can be used as an adj, noun, verb, or adverb if your creative.
adj: Hey, get back here you booze ninjaing bitch!
noun: Don't let these two booze ninjas in the party.
verb: Man, I booze ninja'd some bitches party.
adverb: Hey, you guys booze ninjaingly stole my booze from my party last night!...? (Im not creative)
Falling off a moving vehicle but not getting injured due to the numbing effect of having drunk too much alcohol
Ellie had so many Smirnoff Ices she fell off the 38 routemaster bus. Thankfully, due to her booze bounce she wasnt injured.
the scratchy voice you wake up with after a hard night of drinking
Are you getting sick or is that just your booze voice?
A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.
Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"
bruises that mysteriously appear after a night of heavy drinking
Dude, I must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz I have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.
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