Allah is a jew

The God allah is not muslim he is made up by the jews so they can control our minds the muslims fight And hate the jews but they still Would not believe a jew created their god

Allah is a jew deal with it

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allah yojros

it's a combination between allah yostor and allah yjares

it is used for when things are awkward, unusual and just weird
it's a word for lebanese slang

friend :that girl is such a pick me girl

other friend: allah yojros

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Allah Run

Purposely charging into the middle of a battle to try and achieve something, but knowing you'll more than likely die in the process, especially if it's a suicide bombing

"If I go on an Allah Run, I might be able to get to the target."

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Allah Mode

1) Allah Mode
The Islamic version of God Mode.

2) à-llah-mode
Serving anything with a side of Islamic extremism.

1) "OMG U INFIDEL STOP USIN ALLAH MODE!!1"

2) "I shall rush Bomb Site A for great justice and serve those infidels some AK-47 à-llah-mode."

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Allah

Allah has no meaning, it’s just unique

Allah defined us & showed us who we are and is going to show a better path h for all of us Muslims.

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Allah Ackbar

A particularly devastating bowel movement that results in an explosion or splatter effect of fecal matter across all surfaces within a bathroom stall; the toilet lid and tank, walls of the bathroom stall, and the floor.

Someone had an Allah Ackbar in the men's room. The wall is covered in shit!

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Allah AssRape

righteous under the torah and koran. This assrape is not only for personal pleasure, but is also for "allah" and the jihad. Similar to the "Metal dan" this religious enforced intercourse is very sacred to activist groups like hamas, taliban, and albert queda. Usually occurs and practiced bye taliban village elders in middle eastern countries such as "Ifuckuassistan" and Indian provinces near the Hindu KUSH like the monk town "Chedduhfrumunduh" and also seen in the the famous 1940's movie "Reise de Meine Fuhrer: Un, Babuh Heitler."

Guy 1: "allah akbar!" *explosions*
Guy2: "Allah ASSRAPPPPEEEEEE!" *different type of explosion penetrating a goats colon*

Charlotte: "hugh your Allah AssRape is amazing"
Hugh: "yea dude...i know.. i learned from the best

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